Today was a bust, but if I give up, the game is over! I went into a restaurant for a break and it was surprisingly quiet. Miracles happen in times like these! Can I hit on a waitress during business hours?! I held her hand and we chatted for a long time, and when I asked for her contact information she refused, so I gave her mine. The first step on the road from a clumsy person to an expert is acknowledging your own clumsiness! The other few customers had all left, so it was time for a head-on confrontation! Don't you get horny when you don't have a boyfriend? She even answered my dirty jokes seriously, so I got a good feeling! I called her to the multipurpose restroom and gave her a quick counter kiss!